24 September, 2009

Single Ladies Apply Now

I got ditched again..
Why do I always somehow find out?
The least you guys can do is don't let me find out about it..

Maybe it's time to find myself a lovely girlfriend. Hmm.. Should I put up an ad for it?

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[Vacancy]


Female Partner in Life WANTED!


Looking for someone..

~Fluent in Flirtish (Flirt + English),
~Patient enough to hear my rants and complains (rare but plausible),
~Great sense of humor to laugh at my lame jokes (yes I've got tons),
~Savvy yet stylish (as my pockets are shallow),
~Mentally prepared to be showered by lots of love,
~Proud to drag me around in public places (although I maybe a lil heavy),
~May or may not share the same interest (depending on the subject),
~Possess the ability to make those bastards envious! (Muahahah!)

Qualification? Just make sure you're a straight, single girl ready for the best time of your life!



Anything more is bonus and will be taken into consideration.

Interested?
Pls Contact: @ir_ConD (012-NEED-LUV)
More details: www.nobodyisperfect.com/aircond

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*truly I now believe ignorant is bliss.. I'm not in bliss~

3 comments?!:

Anonymous said...

haha, i couldn't agree more. Ignorance truly is bliss, but then again, wasn't it your friend's ignorance which allowed u to find out u've been ditched?

@ir_ConD said...

since it's THEIR ignorance thus they enjoy THEIR bliss without me? ;)

Anonymous said...

but their bliss/ignorance caused u to be disturbed.. would u want that to happen to others?